I'm A Person With Normal Intelligence, Get Me Out Of Here

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I'm A Person With Normal Intelligence, Get Me Out Of Here

I pity the fool who messes with Mexican hats!

True Horror Story: I once watched Fox News. Well, that was it, but hey, don't tell me that isn't horrible. Anyway, I am tired of stupid people having an entire network (see aforementioned story), so I decided to dedicate this website to myself, the embittered person with brain cells. You don't have to read this, but keep visiting the site, so it looks like somebody is concerned that our country is being overrun by complete morons. Oh, and so I won't feel so lonely.

These are the top ten things that prove that the vast majority of people should ride 'the short bus,' as it were:

1. Britney Spear's popularity
2. Bush's poll results
3. Confederate flag bumper stickers
4. 'Fear Factor'
5. crack
6. mullets
7. NASCAR
8. Bill O'Reilly is still on the air
9. Easy Listening music
10. pet rocks

QED. I could go on for hours with more examples, but I think you get the idea.

New Stuff
7/22/04: Second article actually up.

people have tried to be as totally bitchin' as Jess.